If you really want to annoy me, you know, send me into a silent state of rage since I can't say "FUCK YOU ASSWIPE" even though you deserve it, just wait until Friday to tell me about all the things that are due at the end of this week.  Oh yeah, and forward the email with the details that have dates on from Monday so I know how much of a prick you are.

 

Fuck you very much.