It May be Wrong......
Thursday, September 7
But I Love Thumb Sucking!
Totally uncool when you're thirteen, totally awesome when you're thirteen weeks. For as much as my other two loved their pacifier, this little angel wanted nothing to do with hers. Frankly she didn't really need it since she hardly ever cries. That's right, I said it, Hardly. Ever. Cries. Still, this past week she found her thumb and it an amazing thing to behold.
No running into her bed when it falls out of her mouth at 2am. No picking it up off the street and spitting on it to keep it clean after it goes flying out of the stroller. It's just there, attached to her hand, one of her ten digits. Watching her work to get that hand up to her mouth, stick out that tumb and pop, in it goes is not only cute, it's practical too!
Still, I'm already thinking about her oral issues when she's older. No blow job jokes, PLEASE, she's my daughter. I'm more worried about the desire to smoke, or worse the thousands of dollars I'm gong to shell out to the orthodontist because she wouldn't stop this sucking. The little prince cried when the pacifier fairy came and took his away. Totally ruined a birthday (I'm ashamed to say which one). I can't really cut off her thumb so in the long run I know I'll be sad this started.
But for right now.
Thumb, glorious thumb.
Totally uncool when you're thirteen, totally awesome when you're thirteen weeks. For as much as my other two loved their pacifier, this little angel wanted nothing to do with hers. Frankly she didn't really need it since she hardly ever cries. That's right, I said it, Hardly. Ever. Cries. Still, this past week she found her thumb and it an amazing thing to behold.
No running into her bed when it falls out of her mouth at 2am. No picking it up off the street and spitting on it to keep it clean after it goes flying out of the stroller. It's just there, attached to her hand, one of her ten digits. Watching her work to get that hand up to her mouth, stick out that tumb and pop, in it goes is not only cute, it's practical too!
Still, I'm already thinking about her oral issues when she's older. No blow job jokes, PLEASE, she's my daughter. I'm more worried about the desire to smoke, or worse the thousands of dollars I'm gong to shell out to the orthodontist because she wouldn't stop this sucking. The little prince cried when the pacifier fairy came and took his away. Totally ruined a birthday (I'm ashamed to say which one). I can't really cut off her thumb so in the long run I know I'll be sad this started.
But for right now.
Thumb, glorious thumb.
posted by Amy's Working @ 5:40 PM
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Ring the Alarm
Tuesday, September 5
Ring the alarm
I been through this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm
Won't you ring the alarm
I been through this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm
Happy B-Day Beyonce. You are as riviting to watch as Janet used to be, and you don't have the fucked up family - at least not that we've heard about yet. I may be "almost 40" but I still love this pop shit and am rushing home tonight to get my itunes dowload grove on. Of course this is all just a warmup for next week with JT. JT, who is JT - are you kidding me. If Cameron can date him then it means I'm not to old for him. Yes I'm midly embarassed that I still get the same feelings I did when I was 17 and loved, I mean LOVED Bret. (Michaels dummy, Poision, hello?!?!?) My husband thinks I'm pathetic, but its just because he still hasn't gotten over ju st how fucked up Brittney has become.
I been through this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm
Won't you ring the alarm
I been through this too long
But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm
Happy B-Day Beyonce. You are as riviting to watch as Janet used to be, and you don't have the fucked up family - at least not that we've heard about yet. I may be "almost 40" but I still love this pop shit and am rushing home tonight to get my itunes dowload grove on. Of course this is all just a warmup for next week with JT. JT, who is JT - are you kidding me. If Cameron can date him then it means I'm not to old for him. Yes I'm midly embarassed that I still get the same feelings I did when I was 17 and loved, I mean LOVED Bret. (Michaels dummy, Poision, hello?!?!?) My husband thinks I'm pathetic, but its just because he still hasn't gotten over ju st how fucked up Brittney has become.
Happy Anniversary
This past weekend hubby and I celebrated ten years together. Ten, it's amazing since before him, the idea of a long term boyfriend was hooking up with a guy for a few months. I look back on the last ten years and think -wow! Three kids, nice house, mini-van, same damn dog. We've done pretty darn good for ourselves. I look forward on the next ten and think, oldest will be 17, daughter will be fifiteen and I'll be, gulp, almost 50. Well fuck, that's not fun - forget thinking ahead.
And yes, I know he still loves me when I got my favorite present - lots of noise in the bedroom. You know its a good day, when you're asked - was that loud enough for you???
Happy Anniversary babe!
And yes, I know he still loves me when I got my favorite present - lots of noise in the bedroom. You know its a good day, when you're asked - was that loud enough for you???
Happy Anniversary babe!