I am hiring several positions at work, sadly none of the job descriptions look like this:

Looking for a mad scientist or other evil genius who is capable of transforming common, everyday working mom into a super hero or mutant.  Must be able to gentically reverse the last 15 years and return the Mom's shape back to original,early-20s state with perky breasts and cute high ass.  Must also possess skills and know how to alter, in a wolverine-esque manner the internal workings of the Mom to allow her have super human stamina so she can chase small children, manage her house, pay bills and make love to the huby all at the same time.  Additional skills include ability to enhance memory to allow large cateogorizations of lists, ie groceries, work, birthdays, etc. Certifications in fertility, child rearing and other motherhood skills also desirable.  Degree in mad science perferred, but equivalent experience will be considered.  Ideal opportunity for Mad scientists who are mothers.  Please send salary requirements and references of others you've transformed.

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