Honey, you know I don't fuck during my period, besides, my boss just quit and I have a chance to get his job. I need some time to process the information and think about meeting with the VP tomorrow.

Yes, a raise usually makes me horny, but in the 10 years we've been together have we EVER done it on the rag? No! Besides, I need to think! I'm supposed to act surprised about this news and also sell myself on the spot.

Ok, last warning - leave me the fuck alone, I need to sleep, I have to be prepared for tomorrow!

When did my career become more important than fucking?!?!?!?!